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CrustClown Kingg
History > 5200 to 7800 AT: Post-ComEmp Era > 5400 to 5800 AT: Age of Re-Evaluation
Culture and Society > Personalities > Famous Ascended and Posthuman Personalities
Culture and Society > Personalities > Famous Ascended and Posthuman Personalities
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Born Algernon-Ultraviolet Kingg in 5490 AT. A famous fastfood magnate and celebrated wit, Kingg was the founder of Corporate Cannibalism.
Following falling sales during the late Re-evaluation period, Kingg began offering parts of his body and eventually entire edible non-active clones in his stores, and ended up one of the richest sophonts in the galaxy.
Kingg was quick to point out that some people objected to eating meat products made from his cloned body, since they said it "tasted funny". His response was "It's supposed to!"
The brand name CrustClown King™ refers to the comedic personality, the meat products and the corporation, these being indistinguishable since the King's ascension to the 1st Singularity. All CrustClown King™ products are guaranteed free of infectious prions and other pathogens.
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Pseudo-military Corporate Cannibal food chain, early Separate Empires period (5800 to 6700 At) to today; one of many CrustClown King imitators.
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Text by M. Alan Kazlev; amended by Steve Bowers
Initially published on 07 January 2002.
Initially published on 07 January 2002.
