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"The key to using bribery effectively is in discovering:Sophontologists and other researchers, tourists, and others who are entering unfamiliar polities where bribery is pervasive occasionally avail themselves of the services of a bribe expert, a type of vot they can download to their exoself. A bribe expert knows the 15 basic ways to proffer a payment for semi- or illegal services, as well as most if not all of their fifteen factorial combinations.
1. What official(s) can meet your needs/desires?
2. What are the needs/desires of that official/those officials?
3. What method would fulfill both parties' needs and/or desires?
4. What method would protect both parties from unwanted secondary effects, whether they are legal, social, or otherwise detrimental to one or both parties?"
-Far Out: How to Travel and Prosper Exploring the Worlds Between the Stars, by 14Aviraera of Hesperides