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CrustClown Kingg

Crust Clown King
Image from Steve Bowers

Born Algernon-Ultraviolet Kingg in 5490 AT. A famous fastfood magnate and celebrated wit, Kingg was the founder of Corporate Cannibalism.

Following falling sales during the late Re-evaluation period, Kingg began offering parts of his body and eventually entire edible non-active clones in his stores, and ended up one of the richest sophonts in the galaxy.

Kingg was quick to point out that some people objected to eating meat products made from his cloned body, since they said it "tasted funny". His response was "It's supposed to!"

The brand name CrustClown King™ refers to the comedic personality, the meat products and the corporation, these being indistinguishable since the King's ascension to the 1st Singularity. All CrustClown King™ products are guaranteed free of infectious prions and other pathogens.

 
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Text by M. Alan Kazlev; amended by Steve BowersInitially published on 07 January 2002.

 
 
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