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::NN:: FROM THE STREET - Lunchtime Arrest
 Image from Bernd Helfert |
"Today, in Cafe 313, Geodolph Hertzinger was arrested on a charge of manslaughter after sneezing his fork through Frankinne Demond. The incident occurred partway through the accused's meatloaf course when the pepper accumulation in his sinus built up to an intolerable level, triggering the sneeze. 'If only you goo-breathers would remember your training,' the arresting deputy was heard to comment ..."
 Image from Steve Bowers |
 Image from Bernd Helfert |
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Text by Orion's Arm Editors
Initially published on 20 January 2002.
Initially published on 20 January 2002.
